Me? Get a reboot? Were they serious?

Axiomatic that half of the people are dumber than that 

Maybe start hoarding As

In the UK you can’t buy fuel unless in an appropriate container. This is why I lost my first job.

She's been the love of my life for nearly thirty years 

Changed the shit headline then

Actually, forget the chess

What is the deal with miniatures? 

A nun is taking a bath and there’s a knock on the door. Flustered, she calls “who is it?”

“reeks of sweaty desperation”

Sean O'Neil would have ripped this shit up, but he's living the sweet life on those Clarissa residuals

Hey, they should adapt Ann Rice's version of Sleeping Beauty as a ride

They should just go back to sticking ginger root up their arses. And covering more reviews

Thep Umaman is my favourite 

He is hawking sofas on TV over here. That's pretty evil

Don't know where you've been reading but I thought they were both solid and ended as well as a show trying to fit its story into a massive multimedia mythology could. 

I'm reasonably sure this show is in the book of revelation as a sign of the apocalypse 

Bursting with fiction? Full of shit, you mean?

Weird, he more than matched Chadwick Boseman in Panther, was good in both Creed movies (maybe Disney should take notes on how you follow up a beloved film series)

Will the queues for the Hiddleston injection be longer than for the vaccine?