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I did not know this about red kernel corn and so I have none. I will be alleviating that deficiency immediately.

Yep - you need to vent the steam!

I am out of the fancy red kernel stuff and I need to get more.

Oh dude. I am so doing this with toasted sesame oil and fermented chili paste with Nooch added after. 

Not gonna lie, I’ve always kinda wanted a Skyslider roof.

“Upon an audit of your account, it was determined that you did not pay for the roof option, so through an over-the-air update, it has been removed.”

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

Stop the extended warranty calls? How do we stop the annoying G/O Media survey pop ups that want to know all your personal info? Or the new Youtube “are you *sure* you don’t want to log in first?” YES! It seems like *every time* I watch a video on Youtube these days, I have to get through that stupid screen first. Or…

Hey, at least your Trump joke was funny. 

Plastic timing chain guides are pretty common in many manufacturers now.  I think it’s the manufacturers revenge for people balking at rubber timing belts.  You think a chain is a lot more reliable and less likely to fail, so they use the plastic guides to decrease reliability, and it actually winds up costing more to…

> use the bacon grease to fry the eggs

Agree 100% if you’re just frying eggs, use “too much” butter! 
I typically fry bacon before frying eggs though and just use the bacon grease to fry the eggs (sometimes adding a tbsp of butter if needed if the bacon was really lean). 

*cough*farrightrepublicansallhavesmalldicks*cough*

it’s why I drive a Miata

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“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

“That Pedo-bot had it coming.”-Elon Musk