Dude thought he was getting a Lambo...

Donate here instead.

The hand-laid, dry carbon fiber, aerodynamically functional side skirts with side pipes are awful? Did you decide to ark weld without a mask this morning?

I prefer this, coming from the CEO of FCA, Sergio Marchionne, while there were still some Commanders on dealer lots:

Damn Jason, quick with the graphics

Those are all terrible, but let’s face it: that design is terrible and can’t be helped.

You’re probably going to fucking die in a flaming mass of splattered flesh and crumpled bones with the jetpack, but it still beats flying with United.

And Westbrook.

Neutral: I hope someone at the NHTSA figures out these trucks are getting too monstrously huge. I shouldn’t have to climb on top my car to see where I am going or to back out of a parking lot. 

You went cross country in a car that has a top speed of 87mph?  Good lord.

Haha, no there’s a system! I go 75 downhill, 65 on flat, 45 uphill! 

Welcome to MA. Enjoy your 14-day quarantine.

Thats kind of my thoughts.  In this day and age, you would have no KNOW that it wouldn’t pan out.

People from Detroit dont even want this. Or, rather, people from north of 8 mile that say the’yre from Detroit

Jeep: You don’t even know how much it cost to design and manufacture this thing. And you don’t know how much people are willing to pay for it.

Couple of notes...

Neat.  I don’t want that feature.

Has Hyundai tried explaining to the owners “whoever smelt it, dealt it?”

Haven’t those become insanely expensive?

Stick with the Jeep brand, there are options: