This was some super cool glitch in the Kinja code that made me think a robot had taken my job all of a sudden but it has since been kind of fixed. Sorry.

Allegedly it’s his family crest going back 150 plus years. 

Fantastic car.

My god. It is absolutely perfect. Just stunning.

More like this and the size of a Ford Transit CONNECT

If it’s smaller than the Ranger wouldn’t it be based off of the focus platform Transit Connect and not the full size transit van? That thing is the same size as an f-150 practically.

WHAT IS THIS?!?! A PICKUP TRUCK FOR ANTS?!?

Seems like it would make more sense to just get a Transit over a 4-door crew-cab model. Not sure what you could put in that bed that wouldn’t just fit in the van. A regular cab (or extended cab with the jumpseats like the old Rangers)/longer bed would be fucking dope, though.

You have had fun. Now you will be free.
It should be a great lightening of the load.

Good luck, David.

Van Halen would be great.... they’re on to something.

You are indeed correct sir. https://genasys.com/lrad_products/lrad-100x/

I’d buy it then put one of those “nice truck sorry about your penis” bumper stickers on it just for the lolz.

yeah I don’t get that either. The bronco is based on the Ranger afterall, just butch up the ranger a little

I’m probably, actually definitely, still in the greys after years of lurking but I guess I can chime in on this one. “Military Grade” can actually be a valid threshold of performance if used in the right context. I think alot of these comments were too quick to jump on this guy because they can only think of the jokes…

There isn’t a transmission.

Here’s the component they seem to be referencing:

*ragrets

it’s good to know that weirdos are still out there doing creative and head-scratching gearhead shit instead of just shoving an LS into whatever they bought. 

i prescription ray bans stolen out of my car, I hope the thief got a really bad headache