Ahahahaaaaa this is great.

I like you.

LOL REALLY? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

He compares the exercise of working through 1989’s songs to “being in Ghostbusters or something, and then all of a sudden I have to go do Shakespeare”. As in, his material is the goofy franchise, hers is the oeuvre of the greatest writer that ever lived. It’s possibly an overgenerous analogy.

Shakespeare.

You can turn him off or have him clean.

Duh. Terminator. You can put a bag over his head.

“I forgot to add the fabric softener”

CUM WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO GIVE (oral).

Someone might want to tell him that.

I’ll have to take your word for it. I have experience only with their equivalents in Canuckistan (who may sometimes be obstructive but, in my experience, more or less mindfully so, meaning they can be reasoned with). Based on free access to their science and software, I have little but gratitude to the EPA.

The EPA of the time was doing the same exact job in real life that they did in the movie.

Damn. :/

Ouch my head

As well you should publish different viewpoints even if they are sometimes dumb/morally bankrupt/etc. Whatever happened to the whole, “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it” idea?

I look at things like this and have to admit to myself that conservatives are not entirely wrong about some issues.

This boils down to “I don’t like that you’re utilizing this avenue for discourse in the manner it was intended.”

Ah, Wesleyan. Keep fucking up, you gorgeous institution.

Ah, catfishing. Starts out as a lark, something fun to do while you’re bored, and then next thing you know you’re in England wearing a wool hat and a strap-on.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.