If you honestly believe that, I have a list of mental health institutions I can refer you to.

It funds the entire wildlife conservation budget of some nations. Some of the nations that practice it also claim it’s cut down on poaching and that some of the species are making a comeback precisely because of this practice.

If only you knew how much intel passes through strip joints... You wanna find out what the bad guys are doing, you sometimes have to go where the bad guys hang out.

Espionage/counter espionage, intelligence gathering on potential threats, favors for information sources, arranging assassinations, checking up on protected witnesses, meeting with a buyer for “off the records” arms deals for groups you want to support but can’t support officially, chasing down and number of leads...

The part that saddens me isn’t that he is this stupid, but that he’s still more accurate on who painted the Mona Lisa than half my senior class was. At least DiCaprio isn’t a fictional mutated turtle!

This isn’t unique to girls. Simple fact of incarceration: The safety of the employees comes ahead of the mental wellbeing of the inmates. That’s true at all levels.

And they’ll get rid of it the first time it’s seriously pranked and people end up hurt because of it.

And I got away with it, too!