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Are you kidding? This thing was a fucking disaster, a slap to the face of the fans and the worse thing we've seen from the property yet (and this coming from the franchise that gave us Robocop III). I'd rather watch a hundred Cyborg Cops than have to be forced to watch this piece of shit one more time.

My vote for worst movie cyborg trumps ALL of these:

A low-budget midseason replacement show on the shitty WB network starring nobody you know except maybe that guy from the British version of those will-they-or-won't-they coffee commercials, based on a below-average movie that was mildly amusing at its BEST, and written/created by the guy who's best known for doing

Nailed it.


Knowing. [tee hee]

Cabin in the Woods, for obvious reasons.

It says it right there on the damned poster.

I don't get what people's issues are with the arrow. It didn't "fix" the ship. It provided just barely enough gold for the ship to get out of earth's gravity so that it could explode safely. What is so nuts about that? I thought it was fun and brilliant!

They set it up so that you think the big guy is going to be Little John, then he moves aside and you see the dwarf behind him. Classic mislead!

It was a Gatiss plot.

Little John is a dwarf.

I don't care how ridiculous this is. HAHHAAHAHAH THIS IS WONDERFUL.

Part of me now really hope this movie ends with:

Off to Big Ed's Gas Farm!

Missy is short for mistress, which is of course the female version of master ;)

I'm really hoping Missy turns out to be the master through some convoluted Moffat plot.

I absolutely loved Capaldi, and I thought this was a great way to introduce him. What kept taking me out of it, though, was Clara's seeming inability to accept the fact that he's regenerated. Clara's the Impossible Girl! She's been there for literally every incarnation of the Doctor, so I really don't see why this

That part of "I think I'm going to have to kill you" is chilling. We've seen Doctors with an edge before and such but 10 and 11 at least gave opponents a chance (see "Family of Blood" as it's revealed the Doctor was hiding not for his own sake but the aliens') but 12 seems far more strident, clearly affected by those

Meanwhile, the Doctor himself is having a bit of adjustment to his new face, and the fact that he has a Scottish accent. He has a long scene with a homeless man, in which he talks about the strangeness of seeing this new face in the mirror.

I can imagine poor David Tennant watching and going "wait, they made me hide MY Scottish accent for four years?"