Kind of an unfair category since some of the best intro's use music instead of voiceovers.

Whatever I might think about the current season, that is a class act right there.

Your Pro/Con reviews are without a doubt the best reviews of True Blood out there, bar none, and have been for some time. It's great to see the show recognize that. You deserve all of this stuff, and I don't think you should share it with anyone!!!

HEY, Charlie Jane and Annalee! Meredith totally deserves a raise.

You deserve it, Meredith. The best thing about True Blood for at least the last two seasons have been your recaps.

Stuff like that is NOT meant to be shared, it's meant to be hoarded, gazed upon fondly and occasionally fondled.

That looks like a fairy ring to me but I don't know for sure.

There can be...ONLY one (answer)

So much promise...

V for Vendetta did a pretty solid job of explaining who the fuck Guy Fawkes is to an American audience.

I submit the intro to Hellboy II: the Golden Army. Gloriously animated and narration from John Hurt.

I thought I loved this, but listening to it again, it's a little bit dull... *sad face*
Redeemed only by being used by The Crystal Method to open their 'Vegas' album.

opening voiceover... + epic + Anthony hopkins = Dracula

That opening bit in Super Mario Bros. The Movie, in which Homer Simpson narrates a cartoon that depicts how the comet didn't actually destroy the dinosaurs; it simply sent them all to a parallel dimension... Already the audience could see the filmmakers were grossly overthinking the concept of plumbers stomping…

I was always pretty fond of this one. (sorry couldn't find a slightly shorter version, in English)

Clearly you haven't been watching the Directors Extended Special Extra Long Limited Final We Really Mean It This Time Last Cut.

Cate Blanchette man...

Everybody knows this by heart....

Worst.

Serenity is pretty obvious, but since I seem to be here early enough for it.