Let me know when they release Chrono Trigger on vinyl cuz I'd scoop that shit up in a hurry.

Why the hell do I have to open a new tab to view the comments? The previous update was the best compromise wtf?

Man, what?

I sure hope so. I can't wait for a T-800 to fucking obliterate me.

Blum makes every character sound cool

I think we've found the true cuck®

:'(

I bet Giuliani's shilling is about to pay off.

This would literally be the perfect time for Jon Stewart to get his ass back in that Daily Show chair (or any chair that's TV camera adjacent from 10pm to 11pm Mon-Fri for that matter).

Straight white men want to feel oppressed so bad it's sickening.

Until I can smoke in Texas and not be tested by my job, I couldn't care less about how legal it is elsewhere honestly.

I'm always down for some Seinfeld jokes. Helps keep the looming dread of the next 4 years at bay.

Every year I'm like "Wow, that was utter shit. Next year can't possibly be worse." But, BOY-O-BOY, do the gods love to prove me wrong.

I don't know man. Jake has been going through a McConaughey-like revival recently.

" 'Perhaps this time Howard won’t have to wear heels.'

Can't say the same for that rule-breaking asshole Batman though.

American Horror Story: Go Anal

Currently waiting for the children's toy-turned-movie adaptation bubble to fucking pop.

Doesn't leave a lot of time for foot play.

WGN is basically a pirate station at this point.