I’m not inclined to believe the manufactured bullshit of the tabloids. Meghan seems like a genuinely nice person, and I don’t trust the stories from unnamed sources “close to the royal family” or whatever who claim that there are these big blowouts.

*Sisters-in-law ... I only correct you because this is one of my favorite grammar rules, and one over which my husband and I bonded during our continued consultation of the Holt Handbook, while dating. It was like, “Secretaries general... let’s get married”

I clicked on this article because the Duchess of Cambridge is dressed exactly like the American Girl Doll Samantha, and that seemed absolutely wild to me. Juxtaposed to the chic outfit the Duchess of Sussex is wearing, it’s clear to me that these women could never consider each other rivals, because that would require…

Wow.

Delete this “Trippy” goon below you, too, while you’re at it.

No, no, no, it's Rita Ora we pretend not to know. 

I like displaying moronic replies to my comments while dismissing them at the same time. Makes right wing people cry. I’m easily entertained...

Rita Ora is the fetch of the music world.

“...if this offended anyone...”

All those Europeans who claim that racism isn’t a problem in Europe and mock the US for its racism problem...

Does it depress you to be a nobody making comments on the internet that nobody cares about—and that you don’t get paid for it? Or does it just happen so often you’re used to it?

You just stop it, mister.

I wonder why two notoriously racist and misogynist tabloids would say there is then?

If it’s in the Sun or the Mail, it’s a lie. They’re both misogynistic racist shit-filled hate-rags and I wish you’d stop linking to them.

Ah yes, good ol’ Princess Michael.

Also let’s simplify this drastically: you are a newly married young couple, do you have any desire to move in with your in-laws and their three young children?

I’d be all drunk with her shouting “yass qween” to ghostly Marge while Elizabeth furrows her knowing brow from Buckingham Palace.

I’d bet it’s that racist royal who is openly hostile to Meghan over anything having to do with Kate.

We’ve suffered enough, thanks. England can keep them. 

I honestly have a very difficult time believing there’s tension between the two of them.