Maybe this will cheer you up...

Double sided tit tape. Every time you have a fashion conundrum, double sided tit tape is the answer. No matter what the question.

This is not Craig Armstrong

This is not Liam Neeson

Kitty stays consistent with it...

That cat does not give any f*cks at all.

We should not pander to extremism. Speakers who insist on segregating audiences should not be indulged by educators

To quote a more learned person than myself: 'this is the face of an imbecile'.

It deeply saddens me that the brilliance that is this comment is left to languish at the bottom of this thread :(

What, when did we get Private Practice cancelled?! No one sent me the memo on this upcoming vote! I demand new notifications be sent out and a new ballot cast!

Hmmm... yet if she were a man, she would probably never think or say it.

But photoshopping is totally standard in the industry. It has nothing to do with her age. In fact I've often wondered why older women aren't used more in fashion shoots, considering that the finished product is always so drastically modified and all supposed imperfections erased.

Demand is what is feeding this, so maybe we could focus on the consumers of 'hypersexualised' images rather than the suppliers and work out what that is about. Rihanna, Miley, etc., are only as relevant as we make them. If one of them turns around and says 'yes Rashida you are right I'm going to stop with the naked…

If I feel that another woman's choices have an impact on MY life and the lives of young girls, I cannot and will not be silent about it.

Thanks, that's kind of you :)

Is condemning all sexualized behavior bad?

You cannot judge a black woman's sexuality by the rules of white femininity. You just can't do it.

Do you honestly think that being in a bathtub on all fours, wagging your tongue, and wearing a blonde wig is an empowering expression of black women's sexuality?

The fact that these guys use the words 'freak', 'ho', 'bitch' and 'nasty' says a lot more about them than it does about Rihanna. And essentially that kind of attitude amongst men is precisely why I take issue with comments like Riashida's. Condemning female sexual behaviour is always a bad idea, regardless of the…

At the time I read that headline as being sarcastic. Perhaps it's my tendency to give Jezebel the benefit of the doubt, but the article seemed pretty 'Team Nigella' to me.