Fuel has been largely exempt from sanctions because Europe still needs it and they’re largely reliant on Russia to supply it.

Tell me you’re an idiot who’s thrown away lots of money for NFT’s without telling me you’re an idiot who’s thrown away lots of money for NFT’s.

Finally! Maybe now these tulip bulbs’ll really take off.

Joke’s on you, that still leaves a border with Alaska, and they’re crazier than most of the rest of the continental US.

Remember when conservatives were screaming at Mexico for the supposed flood of illegal weapons entering America? They screamed for military action to secure the border and execute the cartels responsible? Will they also scream for the Canadians to take those same measures for the same crime, a rogue, failed, southern…

Oil companies know their days are numbered for being an energy king(they’ll still be needed, just not as much), they finally got the edge they were looking for and will ride it out like an ‘80s investor’s party all the way to the end.

We call those a lateral move.

You don’t like a dark red/Kraft singles colored interior?

No, they get “anything butt” requests for porn shoots.

Replacing the manual is a bin to store your disappointment.

You say that as if they get anything BUT requests for porn shoots.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GONNA HAVE A GARDEN!!!!!!

Absolutely a Fiat 500 Abarth. I bought one just over a year ago for $7600 before prices jumped, they’re probably more like $13k now. Currently turning it into a rally car.

There’s nothing faster than a rental car.

Does this mean we’ll see another article about an editor leaving soon?

The TRX is really heavy

I don’t think you need to clear the reflecting pool. 

hell yeah brother

Do a reverse “Freedom Convoy”. Run pride and Biden flags and hand out free kale chips and kombucha to people. Also put that stuff in your gas tank that makes your exhaust fumes smell like bubble gum.

This seems like the perfect bipartisan proposal, and the ramp could easily be funded out of the marketing budget for the infrastructure project!

Those graphs make it shovel ready!