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When “Moisture accumulation under the lens” goes too far...

“The VW Type-1 almost came with CRT televisions installed in the tail lights but a last minute rules change by the TUV and the size of 1950's televisions caused the project to be abandoned.” -Jason Torchinsky (Probably)

I lowkey want these.

How about senselessness a fish tank in the headlights?

A passion for detailing or a love for mechanical work is certainly not necessary to enjoy cars but shouldn’t an enthusiast get enthusiastic about something?

If YoU DoN’t SpEnD FoUr HoUrS eVeRy SaTuRdAy DeTaIlInG YoUr CaR, YoUr’E NoT a CaR GuY!

This is why people tolerate Tesla’s poor build quality and Elon’s antics: NO DEALERS!!!!!

The number of stories I’ve heard of “I wanted to test drive a (insert Volt, Bolt, or ELR) and they tried to sell me a (insert Cruze, or more-typically SUV/truck)“ are depressing to me. It’s almost astounding the willful ignorance most dealers gave to these and how many first time GM-curious folks were turned away. I

GM’s experience with the Volt and Bolt and their dealer network likely informed their malcontent.

Neutral: I am just sitting here, in my tighty whitey Fruit of the looms, drinking coffee while 2 feet of snow is dropping like white turds from the sky. 

Car wash may not be ideal, but they’re way better than driving around with a tick layer of nasty winter road slime.

GM’s experience with the Volt and Bolt and their dealer network likely informed their malcontent. Many who left the GM family after very good experiences with those two cars did so due to their atrocious dealer network.

Getting ready to put her away for the winter, actually! The Miata I bought during furlough has treated me right all summer and fall, and right now every time I get a chance to drive it I just feel lucky that there’s no salt on the roads yet.

I dig it. You could start Raph’s week with a JDM lawn tractor with all of the controls labeled in Japanese and end it with a RHD minitruck powered by a rotary that nobody had made parts for in 20 years.

Content shake-up proposal - theme weeks trolling your co-workers where you start out with a real crap-can, but get progressively better as the week goes on. Eventually, the target snaps, having used up all their resistance earlier in the week.  

This could have also been titled “David Tracy discovers the golden chalice of Jeeps” (I assume he’s run out holy grails, pending confirmation on the unholy ones).