Or a certain (illiterate) president perhaps....

Voila! Nice rear-end for any sedan

Who exactly is at-risk?

Take a star just for Haute Pock-ute.

“Your manufacturer is your mother’s maiden name, your curb weight is the last 4 digits of your social security number, your horsepower is the 3 digits on the back of your credit card, and your chassis design is determined by your last three utility bills (please upload here).”

Where does a breakfast Hot Pocket fit in? OOH it’s a pseudo-sandwich so... France, however, OTOH it’s also undeniably an American “innovation”.

“Both of them are too partisan to consider work together”

Ford is making PPEs (personal protective equipment) to prevent medical staff from getting sick, which is still necessary and a good thing to make. Ventilators are far more complex as they help a patient breath (kind of a necessary life function).

And then there’s this guy...

Because they’re leaving room for the $100K version that’s coming.

Oh yeah, well in a year, you WON’T have a 10 year old son!

I should be, but, if you drop a quarter in that engine bay, it will never, ever, hit the ground.

We are now the number one is COVID cases, NUMBER ONE! That means we’re the best, we have the best pandemic, no other country can equal us in pandemicness. I will not sit idly by and let China and Italy be the best at this.

That’s because all mid engine cars are kind of “similar” looking. Personally I think it looks like a Ferrari body designed by Lamborghini.

When I leased a Ford Fiesta I told them push button start was a must have. They said no problem, and in fact had the exact spec I wanted (ST wasnt available then only SES). When they drove it around for the test drive I was greeted by a number pad next to the start button. I inquired about it and they said it was for s…

3rd Gear: White House Closely Examining Teeth of Gift Horse

Getting out for sanity breaks are fine as long as you maintain social distance. Be prepared for a whole lot of company at the local beauty spots, though -- one of my colleagues reported previously-unseen large crowds at one of Westchester’s larger parks last weekend.

Does the seller accept plastic? Or toilet paper?

Live in a city famed for traffic enforcement. You can tell it’s midnight because the dude with the fart can starts doing quartermile runs on the street behind me. Happens almost every night. About once a month there will be a giant puddle of oil on the road and we get a break for a couple weeks from Mr. Fartcan. Been…