Maybe the end of the open-office is the silver lining of Covid-19?

“The only reason I can justify a physical event is for 250K+ market where you want to treat your clientele to a “special” event and make them feel posh and appreciated.”

This is a new excuse even for him...

They should have just launched the Bronco by letting someone drive it 40mph down the 405 in LA.

Before there were trains, people crashed horses into things.

“Unless your lungs are connected directly to your butthole”

You forgot the limes.

5th gear: “Volvo has established a goal that says by 2020, no one would be killed or seriously injured a new Volvo. “  They are trying to follow Elio, which hasn’t had a person die in one of their cars in years. 

$1,000,000, cash or Bullion Only, No Pre Squeezing, no roll kickers, I know what I got. Contact me or my Nigerian Prince for delivery details. 

Counterpoint: One of my favorite snacks right now is what I call “Charmell.” You take 1/2 a roll of Charmin TP (the good stuff), saute it for 15 minutes in Purell, spray lightly with Lysol, and serve on a bed of Clorox wipes. It’s delicious, nutritious, and keeps you safe from the creepy crawlies.

I made a list...so we good?

You’re dumber than a bag of licked doorknobs.

I know, right? My Jeep keeps spitting it up with it’s coolant.

The only reason this isn’t widespread is because of articles like these, and private companies cancelling events or telling employees to stay home. The alternative of ignoring it and believing that this is all a conspiracy invented by the world to elect a Democrat in the White House would be the results of the Spanish…

Jesus. You bought your kid a CASKET?

Extra note to those same panic buyers: STOP BUYING BABY WIPES IN PLACE OF TOILET PAPER!!

Neutral:

Magnets probably stick TO David

Describing it as Thor’s Hammer makes it sound like you can’t remove the cup when you actually want to.