Fuck that. One can be a cunning linquist as well as a cunting linquist.

The words you use aren’t even tangentially relevant to the problem. Men’s magazines use very similar terms, beach body, flab, fat, toned, lean, diet. IT also has no problem reinforcing that this is the body shape all men should aim for and using derogatory terms for those that aren’t that shape.

They already do look like normal people. Normal, rich, famous people who work out all the time.

lol, no. Ye gods, they might look like normal people!

Every time I reload the front page:

Poor little guy had to survive so many failed bombing attempts. Aw. :(

Hitler was pretty decrepit by 1945 - stooped posture, digestive problems, tremors. We really should have eased up on the poor guy.

The cane, the sweater, the needing physical support, the little show-trip.

Yours topped this whole gorgeousness parade. Man he has been a hottie for a long time.

Indeed.

Damn. I was just about to get on my hoverboard and fry up some eggs.

After my car accident outside of the abortion clinic, protesters came to my car and were waving rosaries with plastic fetuses in place of the beads in the window. Never asked if I was okay.

I’m glad that you didn’t mention Azealia Banks and her various feuds, because my hand would get tired just from scrolling down the page!

I kind of want to commission some etsy artist to make her a whole set (necklace, earrings, bracelet, TIARA) made out of those little plastic fetus thingies and send it to her.

I prefer these bullets.

The meme that came out of this thing were fantastic. My fave:

No one. No one won. We all lose because of this.