Only Islam and Christianity execute gay people. Thanks for playing.

Again with the excuses...

The prophet of Islam raped a nine year old girl. That’s all one needs to know. Oh, and because of Islam, people like me are thrown off buildings. That too.

Excuses, excuses.

She was the heart and soul of that show. It was so fucking hilarious. No one could ever fill her shoes.

I miss that genius of a woman so much...

Oh god, hahahahahahaha. “The floor was hot lava.” Hahahahaha. Are fraternities supposed to be kindergardens or what?

So much delusion...

Rest assured, you’re not one.

Can a pro-life christian extremist be a feminist?

For the thousandth time, it is not a Choose Your Own Adventure. No amount of whining by faux-progressives will make it so.

What’s a pirate’s worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty.

Hahaha, no. But thank you for playing.

I prefer Sam Harris, to be honest. But thanks.

Can’t wait to meet my new niece! “Gimme that sweet ol’ oxytocin, baby!” :D

Color me shocked!

That’s how the babies get us to do their bidding!

She probably eats the baby chicks alive.

COTD!

There is not a single atheist-majority country where LGBT people can be locked up in prison or put to DEATH. To ignore that Christianity and Islam stand vehemently against LGBT rights and to ignore all of the hateful, discriminatory dogma that they spread is absolute nonsense, and I will have none of it.