For someone who felt so free and loose in offering his uninformed opinions to Dave Roberts during the most recent World Series, you’d think he’d know how to pitch a baseball.

You misspelled “leer”...

Or just extend a middle finger towards him the entire time you are there. 

+1

I assume Barry’s saying they both have large percentages of white players.

Cora in particular has been extremely outspoken about Trump’s disdain for helping the people of Puerto Rico. I can’t imagine why he’d go to this thing. Does he really think he’s going to be able to talk that fuckhead into doing something for his home area? If so that’s terribly naive.

It’s crazy that my fantasy of playing on a major league championship team mostly revolves around getting to meet Trump and call him a fucking loser to his face. 

You can’t reason with or shame that motherfucker so please fucking stop making statements like “this is me using my platform." He doesn't fucking care or understand your platform. And he certainly doesn't deserve your fucking respect. 

Pfft- just visiting once? The Reds have been in the White House constantly for a couple of years now.

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

Right? It’s the 5th highest grossing domestic R-rated movie of 2008 for Christ’s sake!

Tropic Thunder not that popular?  What the hell are you talking about?

Carrot Top already is Aggro Carrot Top.

That’s what i thought WAS the offensive costume at first

I’ll be going as the village drunkard, which is really less of a costume and more of a way of life

You know you’ve gone full cuck when you accuse Bostonians of being Trump supporters, despite the fact that Boston is a sanctuary city and voted 82/14 in favor of Hillary, because you have no other vocabulary with which to express your blind rage.

The K of Machado was really nice.  Screw that douche.

What a spectacularly salty article. Everything is always blamed on Boston and its fanbase, as if Price doubters came solely from within. The non-stop hate parade that Deadspin tries to pass off as clever editorializing just makes it that much sweeter that my son and I just watched the Sox win. They’re a likeable team…

I’m no Sox fan, but my god, watching Sale strike Machado out with such an overly dramatic miss for the win was one of the most deeply satisfying sports moments I’ve witnessed in a long while.