They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

Bring back the Metropolitans!

My brain is hurting trying to figure out what, exactly, was “questionable” about his remarks; he clearly thinks it’s impossible for blacks to be good QBs, so any vitriol hurled his way is well deserved.

Hot take. People should care when a school superintendent is racist. 

This man thinks people are and are not capable of things based on their skin color. He is a public school superintendent. This is a conflict of interest and  a major one.

That movie is even funnier now in the darkest timeline.

See, as a Canadian, and an Edmonton CFL Franchise fan, I have a totally different view of Warren Moon as a QB.

old white men are utility racist players

I thought that only happened in law enforcement and Catholic churches.

I almost did a spit take at that as well.

Over the history of the Internet, [chubby white dudes from rural Texas with carefully manicured goatees] have had limited success in not regularly shoving their feet in their mouths and up their own asses.

I have a question: how the fuck is a school district able to get away with having only 1000 students? There are four high schools in my district that each have three times as many students.

I’m going to have to add this to my list of ‘don’t date a person with [x]’. Enjoy your star, may you have unlocked the secret to me avoiding (some) dumpster fire humans!

I’m 49 and I can’t even imagine what I’ll be like at 53 years and 263 days old.

Let’s start the countdown until he’s allowed to resign instead of being thrown out on his ass.

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Good thing this guy isn’t in a position to influence young children! 

They’re not Shiffrin’s skis from this Olympics... they’re Shiffrin’s skis from last season or the season before. At the end of each season, the top skiers get rid of their equipment and replace it with newer stuff... Ledecka likes to use the used skis since they are already broken in and she doesn’t ski enough to…

You probably wouldn’t have seen it anyway, since NBC switched over to men’s figure skating with 20 skiers left to go. Thank God for live streaming or I would have missed an incredible moment because of dudes in sparkly unitards.

Lochte, 2016. Swimming and the dash