Of COURSE that creeper is a part of House Bolton. GOD do we hate the Boltons.

Geert the fuck out of here.

Profar appealed to the second base umpire but he didn’t have Jurickdiction.

The best Ryan Dempster story is when he stayed at Fenway pitching batting practice to fans until 3 am after the Sox won the World Series in ‘13

I can’t believe Stubby Clapp isn’t playing. Travesty

he slipped while attempting to get one of the Hamilton players

Ask the accountants. They really only have one job. I don’t know how they got the wrong envelope. But they did.

“Who’s the bitch now?”

Actually, Warren DIDN’T say “La La Land”—he didn’t know WHAT to do, so he showed it to Faye Dunaway...and Faye was the one who said “La La Land”, thinking that Warren was being stupid...and not noticing that it was actually the envelope for Emma Stone’s “Best Actress” award.

Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

The biggest winner tonight: Steve Harvey

“It was 3-1.”

WHY DIDN’T JIMMY BLAME MATT DAMON FOR THE FUCK UP?

As a Red Sox fan, I feel that Levine handled this perfectly.

So a Seahawk decided to pass at the last minute, huh.

As a compromise the bar has agreed to hold off on the Packer pep rally until the day before the Super Bowl.

you would think someone would act as informer when it was at 12 inches of snow

FTFY.

I object to the inclusion of Avs, Coyotes, Sabres, and Islanders.

I know he’s not a big name like most players here but Michael Grabner deserved a spot over most of these Metropolitan forwards. He has the same number of goals as Alex Ovechkin, a +22 rating, and he leads the league in even strength goals.