Flesh wound =/= head injury.

Why? Who cares? He won, he got robbed because he showed outward signs of happiness.

Yeah, because celebrating before the final buzzer never happens in other sports.

Maybe he should have been American

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

This looks more like a foul tip to me.

“The truth hurts, doesn’t it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”- Lt. Frank Drebin

Also why does everyone have to play fucking right-handed? Isn’t this discriminatory?

I’m pretty sure that the Zika virus is less hazardous to a child than having Hope Solo and Jerramy Stevens as your parents.

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

This fan needs to remember what happened the last time a gorilla in Cincinnati didn’t respect its enclosure.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

I’m not super clear on Canadian football rules. Does he have to say sorry to the opposing team now?

I’m sick of Deadspin’s political commentary. Why are you guys showing a Trump rally? Stick to sports.

2026: 10 years ago Jose Bautista Got Punched Right In the Goddamn Face.

Who in their right mind decided field hockey was a better sport than this?