Chinese Super League

Kevin Nolan and Harry Kane will make a helluva partnership.

I miss the good old days when saying “I’m going to college to get my degree!” meant something completely different.

Came here to ask what is up with his nipples.

Serious question - you don’t button those buttons? You just walk around with your collar flopping around in front of God and everybody?

I just hope he covers all the Engels.

“Maybe I shouldn’t have tried for a third one.”

“Of Coors you should have!”

Couldn't be that much - this thing looks like it was shot in a party bus while idling.

Undoctored Photo of Ronaldo’s Abs:

Always masturbation truthers

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Fourteen year olds giggled. Anyone older than that is asking, “Who the hell still gives hand jobs?”

Earnest, a tour bus operator, had the assist.

Redmond replacing Mane and Hojbjerg replacing Wanyama is a pretty solid trade-off. And Liverpool definitely overpaid for Mane. You guys are fine. Puel is a good manager and the money is already being spent wisely.

Arsene Wenger’s gonna need to do some PK drills. First Xhaka then Ozil.

Eh, I’d rather watch this kid than Bayless and Stephen A., so I guess that’s something.

This isn’t new for Shaqiri, it may have been tongue-in-cheek though.

You must be bad at googling. The vast majority of the players on the squad at Euro were born in Switzerland, and all are citizens. I get your joke, though, that some of them have funny names and brown skin and what happened to racial purity and why won’t Obama show us his ISIS birth certificate? Classic stuff. Love it.

I have no loyalty to my digital minions. Once your 30+, I’m looking for your replacement.

What say you, the 73% of commenters who went to law school?