I’m enjoying all the comments by people who haven’t realized that this was intentional and not a photoshop touch up gone wrong.

Some years ago, I attended a conference for work in which I instantly fell in love with one of the presenting physicians. He was one of those mind-bogglingly fit ageless dudes who is perpetually tan and in better shape at 65 than I was at 25, with a brilliant mind, obvs, and charisma to boot. He had a fab silver beard…

at this point in my life, the thing I love most about this, and i love Keanu and I’m psyched that Winona has a romantic lead, is that Winona is only 7 years younger than Keanu and not 20.

Legend says she will only die when Putin leaves power

I wish Anne Browne from Newport US had 1/5 of your understanding.

Nicholas II was forced to abdicate as tsar

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

The cop - the black woman. Her facial expression is the story here. It is the face of “what kind of white nonsense is this?”...

“Yes, sure, those letters probably are inside the garbage can now.” 

Counterpoint: Cows use water too.

Sex is one thing. Abortion is another.

Usually grifters run their con and leave before anyone notices (I still believe that Trump’s run for president was initially just a marketing campaign for his shitty products and shitteir family). But since he won, he is stuck in his current scam and all of the other scams are catching up to him.

Really smart, competent attorneys don’t need to become bagmen. They make plenty of money by getting to partner in a major firm.

It’s the Goodfellas speach, lay low, don’t buy a new Cadillac or get your wife a new fur...

How awesome is it that becoming POTUS is what is going to bring the whole family down? Lesson learned - If you and your family have been doing shady stuff your whole life, maybe don’t become president.

Jesus, when are we going to be done with this whole grifter clan already?

Love child sounds charitable for any trump kid