But it was with a sword though! Charges shouldn't happen if a murder *looks* cool!

Some people will never care about something until it affects them personally. Ugh.

Give it a few years, we'll stomp that out of her soon enough.

You know, I thought a daughter would be defeated once per episode. Took me by complete surprise that Jack just finished them like that (he *did* warn them, though, and it *was* in self-defense). I thought the whole "reflection of who you really are" flashback foreshadowed him finding a non-lethal solution, not the…

Oh, I know that one, I just don't want it to start up at all. Just have the Blood Moon *happen* and get on with my trek.

Dear god, please tell me there's a way to skip the Blood Moon cutscene. Every fucking time. It's not dreadful to see the sky going evil anymore, it just elicits an annoyed groan from me.

I'm enjoying the game, but it's not even close to that for me. Too many framerate drops. I hate the breakable weapons. Rains too much. Everything else is pretty great though. I hated the fuck out of Skyward Sword, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks, so this and A Link Between Worlds saved this series for me. The…

"Get in there! All the way in there, damn it!"

Nooooo. I always wanted to think he was as cool as he was in that 70s Show. Scientology? Sexual assault? Nooooooooooooooooo…

Not really willing to get the Switch right now. Might pick up the Wii U version and whatever Zelda Amiibo I can find tomorrow.

"This kingdom ain't big enough for the two of us."
"Actually, it's pretty fuckin' big. Everything we see is only two percent of the map, darn' tootin."
"Well, shit!"

"Achievement Unlocked: Cherry Popper!"
"Achievement Unlocked: Sloppy Seconds!"
"SMART CONDOM HAS DETECTED A TEAR! PLEASE PULL OUT IMMEDIATELY!!!"

Southeast WI is filled to burst with old, dying conservatives. But there's a metric fuckton of them.

We all love Sheriff Psycho! (Who the fuck wears a cowboy hat IN WISCONSIN?!)

It's for the best.

It *does* need its own blood transfusion, though.

I still considered them a new band. XD

I don't know a thing about the bands this guy's from, but I hear the singles from his first Wilderness album all the time and bland really is the most apt word to describe it. That Fire Escape song is grating in how cheeseballs it is.

How DARE you!? We are a proud people! We bathed in cheese rivers! We tamed the fried chicken coasts!

"Presidential, even!"