You know, while I do kind of agree that being too nervous to text someone is a little extreme, I cannot hear anybody use the word "beta" outside of a software development or Greek alphabetical context without my "douchebag" alarms going off instinctively.

Honestly, if they said this was a new IP I would believe them.

I have never been more proud of anything in my life.

Where would this one fit?

I cannot stress enough how you have to meet in well lit public places. In an apartment parking lot is not it.

Jeez, the 3D models are so ugly compared to the original sprites. If you've never played FFIV before, stick with the sprite-based version. So much better.

Doesn't help that reviewing any MMO game is near impossible as there is no ending that all reviewers get to share.

"I've seen things."

Can we get Simon Belmont while we're at it? With Pit and Megaman we're already half way to an all N-team brawl.

I thought the "Wild Theory about Destiny's Story" was there is one.

Get it - REACHing?

Never has there been a time when Darude-Sandstorm is the correct answer to asking what this is.

Track: Sandstorm | Artist: Darude | Album: Before The Storm

That's NOT the Nintendo spirit...

Quite a role model for her kid.

She's just concerned for his health is all.

Hahaha, no. That is supposed to be the Enchanted Star Clam from that one episode.

The White House is the hardest Gym to get the badge from. No one ever makes it past the Trainers on the lawn.

Don't use a taser on him!