Sad to see Milwaukee 2nd best ice gets no love

Coors is is for trash people, I've never once met someone who consciously drinks Michelob Ultra and we all now Budweiser tastes like Clydesdale piss
a 40oz Miller High life on the other hand feels right at the end of a long summer day

Zuck's a Cuck- what the alt right will probably have to say about him before Zuckerberg actually steps up

Rational people of good retake….Congress what kind of Fairyland do you live in
No our only salvation is in Thunderdome say what you will about Bartertown but they had renewable energy, jobs for the disabled and a black woman was in charge

I blame Lindsey Graham for being Lindsey Graham

Y'all means all

finally we can get the rapping Davy Crockett movie we all wanted to see

Only in Trump's America

just like in real life no man wearing a fedora can never be a hero

Not good enough Twitter what we need is a feature that will give us the power to collectively deliver a strong and painful electric shock to the Troll's gonads

Another Community rhyming with Vape also celebrated Trumps win internet

Yet ironically the Big Bopper invented Hip Hop aint that some shit.

To quote a great piece of Folk Art I once saw; "Secret Agent Elvis, Memphis Vice. He knew for every pill he eat there be one less on the street."

"Elvis was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne!"

Oh god they have a BJ Novak book reading

Meanwhile no ones talking about Ed Hardy's Spike drama Tatoo

yeah the robots were fucking cool

bring back scientific American with Alda that was a good show
that and Newtons Apple

IT WASN'T A COMMODORE IT WAS A BABY!!!!!!!

Still not as awesome as Friends discover the Internet.
Chandler and Rachel left all those people stuck in the internet to die