Naw fuck it the real slick move is to do what Roy cooper did: declare yourself the winner in a race to close to call that way you deny the other assholes the right to have victory party.

Yeah wasn't that what Fidel said when he got it ?

Seriously where do people get this idea that medical treatment in Cuba is such a goddamn cake walk? I mean dont get me wrong Cuba's got some of the best doctors in the world. (literally a lot of them leave to become plastic surgeons in Brazil) and hopefully with the influx of new money things will only improve But…

Trillion dollar bill What trillion dollar bill?

An extra Spoon in Cuba is quite the luxury and has quite the street value

Okay admittedly there were exceptional moments that stood out: the opening app sketch and Dave's set, the Chappelle show Revival as the Walking Dead parody. A Tribe Called Quest stole the show. But outside of that a lot of these sketches what kind of average but I guess that's SNL for ya

the electoral college screwd us once with Bush I say its time to put er down

Post election went and saw Snowden at the dolla theater felt vary apprehensive about going into a political movie given the shit state we are in. Generally I liked it despite it feeling a little meandering. I think stone is a good director whose political conviction conviction often goes under appreciated.
Stared…

Its funny the moment a black guy gets elected literally anybody thinks they can be president

Who You kidding AV club this just clears space on his calendar to plan his presidential bid
Don't act like you wouldn't vote for him

Well Elrich does watch a lot of interracial porn

If you're famous I think the only appropriate response to being called a cuck buy some no name asshole is to be like: " yeah.. yeah… we're going to go back to being famous and having sex with supermodels… SoooSoooo"

Yeah a person I know worked on a sports doc about a soccer team who had all lost limbs because of conflict I can't really reremember but I think they all had relocated to Nigeria (still not okay to misatribue ) anyway they were all still friends with this kid who single handedly (no pun intended) saved them by…

Should I keep this new profile or resume my identity as being NPR Pledge drive? Im so confused

The words every SOA fan says after the 4 season

*takes out sharpie*with a little creativity it looks like ill finally be able to sell all these Ron Paul t shirts I got in my garage

Especially

Rufff just like the way your mother likes it trabeck

Tell that to those of us who had to undergo profile reassignment surgery

Best. Thing about teen jepordy is you totally get to feel smarter then those kids