“Look at him bleeding our colors. Such a true Cardinal.” - Cardinals fans, probably

Agreed, I really dislike the Bruins.

I just helped you sell 50,000 more copies. You’re welcome.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

As a Boston fan, I was rooting hard for Ray Bourque to win with the Avs.

Sounds a lot like Bryan Bickell 3 years ago. How’d that pan out?

Mickey Mouse on the call!

There are 3 things certain in life: death, taxes, and the San Jose Sharks will find a way to blow a series that they had all but won.

Creature Report! Creature Report!

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

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“Ohhh, Danny Boyle, the pipes, the pipes are ca-”

No, the Detroit Red Wings are out of the playoffs because they’ve calcified on defense, refuse to play younger players with speed and went 1-22 on the Power Play.

I’ve noticed it one a few vehicles, as well as pretty much any spoon I’ve looked into as well.

“Spanish-speaking immigrant lollygags at work. Wall does its job.”

“Why did you that?”

Correa’s homer off the tinted windows of the sports bar in center field went 462 feet according to Statcast (459 feet by ESPN’s reckoning).

Thing about Pindleskin vs. Mephisto was Mephisto was killed by actual people playing Diablo 2. Pindleskin was killed by Bots.