Cannot agree enough. And the 2 kids are brilliant. “I’ll come after you like a spider monkey.”

And Blades of Glory is just as good at skewering ice skating, but it’s ice skating, so meh. Still fun to watch.

I strongly recommend Stranger Than Fiction. My sister-in-law, who loathes Ferrell as being a buffoon, loved it. Mostly because she didn’t realize he was in it until we’d sat down to watch it.

Facial Hair Opacity

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

I’m angrier with the NHL’s lack of consistency and no real precedent than I am with the suspension. So many things have been ignored or let go this postseason (Subban slash, Byfuglien sucker punch, Garrison headshot, Palat headshot), and they suspend Kronwall for a Game 7? Really? Unreal.

My kids (5 and 7) piss and moan when I turn their shitty Netflix Kids shows off to watch hockey (IT’S THE PLAYOFFS! GAME 7! GO TO YOUR ROOM!) Prior to this I spent about 5 minutes rooting around my room looking for a pair of “lucky underwear” which, once found, was promptly put on and the kids pointed and “ew”d whilst…

By the way, the kids have not banned Shirtless Dad yet.

Email of the week almost got me fired. I should not have been reading that after my 2pm meeting started.

Fucking hell, that was hilarious.

You might even say that save was ..... Mraculous

Looks like bone-itis is a pretty common malady in Los Santos.

Safety first.

I like how he signaled before going into the shoulder to make an illegal pass.

There has to be some technique involved with keeping that much liquid in the cup from such a distance.

That's what we in the business call "The Long Con."

Even a cursory read of the bible will reveal that God was originally heel and then turned face. Maybe after a couple of thousand years He's gotten bored with his role and has gone back. Now that I think about it, even after the face-turn he was always more of a tweener.

"Yeah, Dustin Byfuglien's going to be suspended from this."

I'm not very religious anymore, but I always remembered being told that God wanted me to love everyone. Is that still true, or did God turn heel?

Fixed it.