Why is it difficult to believe that people who still write letters to advice columns don't know how to use the internet?

It's a scientific fact that triangle shaped sandwiches taste much better than any other shape.

That's one way to clear stagnant inventory

When I read the opening and saw the words "Toronto", "Collapse" and "Wet Fart", I was sure this was going to be another Rob Ford piece.

Said it before, i'll say it again. Reaper of Souls, and Patch 2.0 made Diablo 3 very fun. It's like when D2 went to D2X. Tons of content to be played in different ways: you can build your character how you want, paragon across all your characters, new this, new that, legendary items actually drop and are great. …

Something small, but neat, is that a lot of the areas have a semi randomized atmospheric filter. Day/Night, weather, colors, etc. It's a small touch, but it's nice.

Obligatory.

Came here for Toonces.

The term Cinderella doesn't come from her underdog status though. I think the comparison is that she came out of no where, and wowed everyone. But ultimately the clock struck midnight on her and she didn't win the prize of the night (the prince's hand/the NCAA championship). She still left a lasting impression on…

O Canada,
This is a boring song.
Slow as a dirge,
It feels five hours long.
Like a business trip to Saskatchewan,
It will put you right to sleep.
Parlez-vous français? Où est la poutine?
Ceci n'est pas une pipe!
God only knows
What I just said.
O Canada! Shit, now it's in my head.
O Canada! I wish that I were dead!

Great moments in hockey water bottle fails:

NHL forces refs to address the crowd, just not tv audience

that's the most buzz baseball's had in tampa since the '08 series.

Incorrect! Rock & Rye is #1. :)

"To hell where they all belong? Just kidding. Actually I wasn't kidding. Fuck them all."