The rear is actually staying pretty much the same.

Phil Kessel: American Hero.

Clearing out their monthly quota early.

Because the Wings have done nothing of note over the past 3 games.

My lower level bathroom routinely gets a lot of smaller centipedes. Every trip I make sure to inspect any hiding places to prevent sneak attacks.

I took the last class offered for free by my high school. I literally took the last spot. After the classroom work, and the training course, it was time to take the real-world driving test to get my permit. We had the instructor and 3 students: Myself, my best friend, and some girl from the rival high school, who I…

At my best friend’s wedding, two or three of his guests turned their nose up at the 3 different buffet options (all 3 of which were delicious), left, and got McDonald’s instead. These weren’t even children. They were all 18 or older.

I ordered pumpernickel.

a “passing challenge” that’s basically you trying to avoid planting your nose in the back of a slow moving vintage Beetle.

This was the first thing I thought when I heard the theme. It’s really just those first couple lines, but there’s a definitely similarity to Space Oddity.

I recently took my Hummer to CarMax for an appraisal, which was carried out by several helpful, perky CarMax employees who clearly thought I was certifiably insane.

Wow. Just... so good. +1

I got no car, and it’s breakin’ my heart.
but I found a driver, and that’s a start.

The first two movies are exactly what you would expect a Seth Macfarlane movie to be. If you go into them with those expectations, they aren’t that bad.

I actually quite like that redesign. I hated the current chrome monstrosities.

One of the few newer Family Guy jokes I laughed really hard at.

Calgary’s blueline is really, really deep now. Pretty bummed the Wings didn’t get him.

Good thing the sticker doesn’t have the new logo on it.

Office and Italy were both great. Only downside was rescuing hostages was a pain, since their AI was so terrible. I always preferred the more tactical nature of the bombing maps.