I love how into the game Kenny-Rogers-lookin-guy got. He was having a blast. The slightly tamer, but also very funny Don-Rickles-lookin-guy was good too.

So, you're saying I've had approximately 5.5 points worth of fun every year that I haven't been using?!

$2000 a week comes out to $104,000 a year. Where do you live and do you have any job openings in the area?

"Sir, your salad. If you prefer ranch dressing, I recommend TGIFridays, as they also have excellent mozzarella sticks to suit your palate. Do not raise your voice to my staff again." And then promptly walked away. It was glorious.

I don't know that you'll see many comments like that. I think your readers probably tend to skew a little more towards the intellectual side. This is no Doug Demuro column! (<3's Doug)

Part of Final Jeopardy is betting a dollar amount on the question, which of course you can't do if you're in the red. It's not something that comes up often I'm sure in the regular version of the show.

Jimmy Kimmel is really stepping up his game.

There's definitely a very noticeable jump in the video at the time of the strike. It could be due to the lightning I suppose, with the intense amount of electricity in the area, but I definitely remain skeptical about the authenticity here.

This vehicle is definitely a butterface.

I'm heading home in my comfortable, plush daily driver that doesn't turn a single head and rolls over bumps without complaint

I always eat less and less crust the more slices into a pizza I get. I usually eat the entire first slice because my body can't comprehend stopping. The second slice usually is eaten whole as well. By the third slice, the crust is half-eaten or ignored entirely. The first couple slices, the crust is usually still warm…

I used to work at a grocery store. One evening, I went over the intercom and sung the "OOO AH AH AH AH!" across the whole store.

There's no reason to be awake during this stretch of time unless you're making a grim principled grab at wringing out some extra minutes of lousy F-grade solitude for yourself.

I see some Michael C. Hall, Dexter style there too.

From the way Mike Emrick calls the game, you would think he has a full silverware drawer in front of him to create adjectives.

No, she's definitely not faking it. And believe me, I'm not saying I'm some kind of dynamo or sexual wizard or anything, I just know my wife well enough to know what it takes for her. I'm sure it helps that I really enjoy doing that.

True, and I think to your earlier point, communication and experimentation are key. I started my relationship with what I considered a pretty decent success rate. After a number of months together I had improved my game a bit. Through a series of clickbait-y articles and websites one evening (I think it started from…

The ONLY way 12 times per month is an accurate number for college students is if you take into account college being the time period when someone is most likely to be highly sexually active.

Maybe I'm must lucky, but I can (usually) get my wife off in 5 minutes or less of finger-&-tongue action. After that point, I'm free to plow away until completion, no worries of post-coital messiness or trying to hold off until she's ready. Works great for both of us.