You think this is good?  Really?

To be fair, your opinion is basically “It sucks that Saints Row isn’t over the top anymore.”, after a reveal trailer that was, to be frank, over the top.

But why does it have outdo itself? THAT is what makes this take bad. Your take is “it’s either all or nothing”, and life is not that binary. There’s room for shades of gray. Maybe they pull back the throttle from SR4 and go to the sense of humor of 2 or 3. That can still be incredibly fun and silly and take the piss…

Yeah, that’s like... a few FTEs. Big f’ing deal. 

Thank you for recognizing a silly joke.

I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm, which would mean you are the one that isn't too bright.

No. I am not too bright.

You’re not too bright are you? This is not a slim version, it’s one screw and possibly a new wifi module, that’s it. Also good luck finding one at Gamestop retail. 

I knew I held out on buying a PS5 for a reason. They got the slim model out quickly this time. Off to Gamestop!

Any community that can be “irreparably damaged” by something like this has it coming. Anyone can still try to beat Burbank’s stage records, which now would have the thrill of breaking not just his record for the stage but destroying his 32/32 title.

Agreed. Matthias is just a sore loser. “Screw you guys I’m going home!” 

Good on you, Burbank. You did nothing to betray the community. You played it smart and held your cards until it was time. 

So he didn’t cheat or otherwise do anything scummy, he just....reported a bunch of times at once. I’m not part of this community, so maybe there’s longtime clear unwritten rules about this, but this just sounds like sour grapes to me. 

Didn't Gizmodo unionize a few years ago? Why are so many authors leaving lately?

SMB3 is the greatest video game ever created by mankind.

Weird how you wrote an article critiquing others’ egos yet the whole reason this article exists is because of your own obvious ego issues.

I don’t think he was being disrespectful but honest. The signature adds almost nothing of dollar value to the card compared to the value of the card by itself.

That’s a lot of excitement over some old buggy release..

We're either open or not, and since we are, people need to stop trying to guilt people for resuming their lives. You don't feel comfortable? Stay inside. There is nothing wrong about having a convention as long as they require proof of vaccine.

Show ID to vote = racist