Great article Raph! I *really* mean that. This is EXACTLY why I come to Jalopnik.

IT IS A VERY COMMON GARAGE PULL! I’ve seen it at more garages than I can remember over a twenty year span. You don’t know what you’re talking, but you think you’re an expert.

I know what I got!

You’re so correct. My Lexus LS400 totally isn’t a Toyota Celsior with a few “L”s glued to it either.

I have to paint the MR2T first. Then it’ll be finished and I’ll park it next to the Celica GT4 and the LS400, oh...yeah...the Tundra, too. Shit...I’m turning into a rust-free David Tracy, aren’t I?

i always felt like they took a swing and a miss on their choice for Carl’s car. This car is what they meant to depict.

It didn’t hurt that a Lexus sports car was good inspiration for a young me at University to aspire to one day either. Thankfully it all went according to plan.

Will everyone quit talking about the SC300 long enough for me to locate and purchase a black 5speed please? All these articles and youtube videos are fucking up the prices.

Solid gold from start to finish.

Fuck. My MR2T definitely falls firmly in between the #3 and #4 category.

Why can’t they just toss me one bone in my life? Send the Yaris out of NA with a bang by importing 250 or so GR Yaris Turbos? I’ll buy one right now. Today.

What a fucking moron. Simply as a businessman, this is grade A stupidity. Fully half the riders I see everyday are black. That doesn’t even touch on how disgusting his comments are...

Probably the best take I’ve read on this. You should write for Jalopnik or something.

Alright, you have my attention. Tercel, Paseo or Starlet?

Nvm

the 300, Charger and Challenger are all the same car. They make one car.

Why does a 1960's model truck need to pass inspection? That’s a $7 light and horn work type inspection in any reasonable state.

Exactly. Everyone wants to spout some contrarian anecdote about the one lemon Camry on the planet like that means anything at all. 4cyl, 2wd boring AF Corolla/Civic/Camry/Accord; pick one.

Because you chose the wrong type of car. You want the most boring 4cyl Corolla/Civic/Camry/Accord you can afford by selling that fleet of junkyard rejects and adding it to the $600 you already have. Buying a used Volvo is great if you have the money to afford the parts and have a specific love for Volvos but they…

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