My kid has the 2-door Accord with this drive train in it. It is decent, I’ll give it that much.

My Mom was a Celica girl in her 20's. She had a 1st gen GT LB, 2nd gen GT LB and a third gen Celica/Supra MKII.

Let’s be real, if any “lady” were riding in the back of that car, showing off her goods is in her job description.

It’s 100% off the shelf Lexus LS400/Toyota Celsior aside from the B-pillars.

I’ve had two. Both are still going strong after 250k miles. Lemon laws exist for a reason. Sorry yours was so bad but I’ve never heard of any others being like yours.

My car club back in the early 2000's had a Matrix XRS as our beer cart. True story. I know how that sounds but we were in our early 20's and we were very stupid.

Two years on David’s back lawn will turn a tank into reddish-brown stain. Why do you think he lives there?

I know exactly what you mean. I own several interesting Toyotas but I still only ever drive my MR2T. How can you drive a car that handles so much worse after that?

You must not have ever driven a Vibe GT (Or Matrix XRS, Corolla XRS, Celica GTS).

LOL, who? TI? He’s a an idiot rapper who enjoys lording it over females.

Candace Owens is highly intelligent and extremely well spoken. Just because you don’t like her message doesn’t make her not African-American.

My boss is an AMG gearhead and we take his to lunch once a week. They’re quick but nothing to write home about.

He shot at a black cop and was killed by that same black cop. How is this racist?

The engine tuning is also very different.

That’s exactly how you become the most reliable.

I don’t miss the days, I just miss the jokes.

That’s pretty badass.

That’s a great fucking joke.

NVM I stand corrected.

What? You want an argument with Jalopnik readers on whether or not the Corvette needs an SUV model in it’s lineup? Good luck.