My MR2 fucking eats rear tires so I’ve just gotten into a pattern of changing them every 18k miles. Last time I went to the local Firestone and the young guy who was disappointed I wouldn’t let him drive my car made a joke about there still being SOME tire left on there.

Fuck no. I love my cars too much.

I only use vape for weed :P

The point is, it’s a contest of your abilities as a driver and fabricator. It is the most basic of all races but at least it’s a race. Drifting and doing donuts doesn’t have a valid competition element aside from “style” (whatever the fuck that means).

It’s really starting to feel like the internet circa early 2000's around here lately. Keep up the good work!

It’s Detroit. What do they stand to win, the city’s lifesize RoboCop statue? 

“I went through two cylinder heads and three transmissions in 100,000 miles”

Oh God, not Juggalos.

It’s a Ford, without constant attention and thousands of dollars in motorcrap parts, it’s not likely to go very far before the wheels fall off. You’d have a hard time getting $2000 worth of “hoot” out of it.

I appreciate the little cigarette smoking windows. Can we bring those back?

Aw, that sucks. I used to really think Meg Ryan was cute. Now she just looks like the Joker.

As a member of upper-management I can only roll my eyes at the disruption and loss of production time.

I’m a big fan of their work.

Wasn’t Vito the gay mobster in Sopranos? I don’t even want to know why his brother might be called “Knuckles”.

Who shit in your cereal this morning?

I think that’s why we all love them. I had the red Lamborghini Transformer and the poster on my wall. The twelve year old in me would still display them on their own little shelf in the garage if I still had them.

I pay a lot less than that for 93oct. Texas!

So, that’s how you pick your nose with a surgical mask on. Good to know.

“All my ex’s live in Texas...”

Maybe you should tip him off on this engine. Junkyards will often sell legendary engines for near the price of their lesser counterparts. Yamaha designed my engine too - I know first hand how difficult it can be to find a longblock.