I watched that clip hoping it contained one of my favorite reality lines from the early days:

First of all: I didn’t even know you were a bitch.

There was an article in the New York Times about this and the conclusion was that they stay quite awhile, usually decades. But given that she’s young she might be out sooner.

I am feeling very cynical about all of this. Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorder, as well as depression and anxiety, run through my family. I’ve witnessed a couple of breakdowns that ended with my relatives being hospitalized for their disorders. I find it hard to believe that two girls from a small town both suffered…

In a grand display of utterly missing the point, this article reminded me that the Scary Stories thread is nearly upon us again.

You should watch the HBO documentary that one girl was fucking nuts, the other one was just kind of simple and went along, but that girl in the picture aint faking it.

The incidence of adult schizophrenia is 1%. The incidence of pediatric schizophrenia is infinitesimally smaller than that. The likelihood that two people had SCZ at the same school, found each other, had folie à deux, and were organized enough to commit an attack is...painfully small. I should be an expert witness for…

I don’t watch this show, but the realness of this scenario choked me up. Sixteen years ago my daughter was stillborn at full-term and some of my most comforting “memories” are the moments where I am feeling broken by the loss and I put her back into my narrative. I see her in the passenger seat of my car as I drive,…

I gotta keep going I can’t stop. Is it possible that my favorite character on the show is Will Forte as Paul? And my favorite parents are definitely Bryan Cranston and Catherine O’Hara as Kenneth’s parents. “Remember that kid who bullied you in school? Well I ate that goat.”

Me too!! God it’s so god damn funny. The recurring characters.... Steve Buscemi might be my favorite.

I don’t know if it helps but 30 Rock is moving to Hulu.

Everybody on these boards talks a big game when it comes to this issue but NONE of them is actually trying to adopt a crack-baby, one with fetal alcohol syndrome, or an slightly older child displaying mental health issues.

What on earth are you talking about? Give me literally any evidence of any drugging, boozing or short term relationship hopping. Kim pretty famously doesn’t drink much and also, quite famously, has long term relationships with high profile men. I can see adoption being an issue because of the fame, display aspect for…

Adopting isn’t just like the stork dropping a homeless infant off at your doorstep so you can smother it with love, you know. There’s a lot more to it than that. People who go to great lengths to have bio-kids aren’t just self-centered shitbags that want to create something in their own image. They might be realistic…

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

As someone trying to adopt, it’s way fucking harder to do that than to do IVF or use a surrogate. And then you have to make tough choices about what risks you’re going to take on...heroin-exposed baby? Grandma has schizophrenia? Mom screened positive for amphetamines but says she just took Sudafed?

Congratulations to them. And well done to them for publicizing surrogacy and Kim’s ill health and showing anyone can have fertility issues no matter their age or income bracket.

Congrats to them! It’s clear they wanted more kids and her health was a concern. Hope this focuses more light on surrogacy.

I’m not annoyed with all the time by any means, and I don’t find his overall personality annoying (I should have been clearer about that in my original comment). But he is super super sensitive and that means that often when we argue it often just devolves into him being like “Oh I get it, you just HATE ME” which…