Went to the dentist to get my teeth cleaned for the first time in four years on Monday and had zero cavities! Plus the dentil hygienist heaped high praise upon my gums, which are apparently quite perfect. So, that was cool (especially since I really couldn’t have afforded to fix anything that was wrong...)

girlll he is pretty much touching your boob!! kudos!

hahaha this is amazing. pine sounds good!!

oh man, that face-morph also looks exactly like the dude from avatar (butI think he is a sam, not a chris).

I don’t know about “stupid” per se, but the GOP is absolutely plagued by a lack of emotional intelligence and empathy. My father, for example, is a brilliant man in many ways but he is a hardcore conservative and some incredibly stupid shit falls outta his mouth sometimes because he has a fundamental inability to put…

Adoption is a solution for a woman who does not want to be a parent, not one who does not want to be pregnant. Abortions have existed throughout recorded history, and women will often go to shocking and dangerous lengths rid themselves of an unwanted pregnancy. It’s something that is very difficult for people to…

“Pro choice, except in cases of a healthy pregnancy with a legal and consensual conception.”

I feel like this is an odd pairing, but I guess it’s really not? At first I thought he was a lot older than her, but he’s only 35 and she’s 26 (I have always thought she was younger than me for some reason?) so that pretty much checks out I guess.

I think people are generally confused about what doxxing actually is. A few months ago I saw someone on here claiming they’d been “doxxed” because another commenter pointed out that they had their full name totally readable on their public profile.

Oh gawdddd I have not been to the dentist in years because for some reason I thought that as long as you brushed your teeth regularly you didn’t have to go in unless there was something wrong? Like, I didn’t realize the biannual cleaning was actually a thing that people did (I am almost 26 years old and potentially…

why promethazine tho? I took that once as an anti-nausea med, and am failing to see its recreational potential.

I grew up around guns, as my father is very into them. I am not, so I don’t know the exact terminology, but he has a number of pistols and handguns, plus a few rifles, but nothing that looks like the gun in this photo that I know of (I suppose that would be semi-automatic?).

Yeah, I have long suspected this as well. She looked so healthy and fit in Blue Crush, although I think she said she had to bulk up a lot for that.

holy cow, I am in AWE of your achievements!!! best of luck in the ultramarathon, you are going to crush it for sure <3

I usually keep it around 9 minutes per mile— sometimes faster or slower depending on the weather and terrain.

Oh grossss. So she’s kinda like y’all’s version of Ann Coulter?

Clive really would be a great Emerson!! Casting Amelia would be really tough— someone suggested Minnie Driver once which I do not hate but I’m not 100% sold.

“Chubsters, quit [vandalizing] Protein World ads and get your arse running on the road. Feminism isn’t an excuse for being fat. Eat less, move more.”

And honestly her show, the Sarah Silverman Project, had some insanely funny moments (her sister Laura and her cop boyfriend were my faves).