Nobody calls Arthur “Arthur the Aardvark.” That’s like saying “Madonna Ciccone.”

I will be very sad when Mo Willems die.

You said: “The answer was, of course, Kevin Durant.”

They look like that on purpose to take advantage of their teen audience. It doesn’t mean he’s actually 16. There is a creator in their 30's onision doing the same thing (I think he may have even married one of the underaged fans).

And this has actually happened a ton of times with youtube creators (sometimes nudes,…

“Young people” absolutely see a difference between 14 and 23. Non pedos do anyway. I’ve been 23, the thought of being with a 14 year old at that point (when i was engaged, and in my third year of law school, by the way) was absolutely repellent.

Seriously? Read the court transcripts. This guy is a predator and a sociopath. Don’t defend him. It makes you look terrible.

I’m sorry. “She knew he was sexually interested in her and went anyway” does not fucking mean “he had every right to drug and rape her.” There are people who hang out with people they know would love to bone them all the time. See, in a civilized society, we should be safe in those situations because the other person…

This is why I refuse to date any man who says his ex wife is crazy.

He thinks everyone works for him. He literally thinks the United States is a giant business with a typical org chart where he occupies the top spot.

As someone who has a less than stellar understanding of the relationship between a president and FBI director (sorry, guess I missed middle school civics), I thought this passage was particularly helpful:

I’ve read that Comey and his superiors have spent weeks working out exactly what he can and can’t say because they don’t want to do anything to interfere with the other investigations.

I think it is enough for obstruction. Trump asked him the drop the Flynn thing repeatedly, Comey did not drop it, Comey was fired. Sounds like obstruction to me.

If he truly thought there was nothing wrong with what he was doing, why did he insist on making his requests to Comey in private? Why did he ask everyone to leave the room?

This might be an unpopular opinion, but stereotypes are often based on a grain of truth. There are a lot of black people where, if you poison their children, they won’t think it’s fair to tell them they have to pay for the poison. Oh wait, not just black people, people in general are like that. Well, whatever.

I am fucking wrecked by the stripey socks on the one little girl. Her life should be pop songs and unicorn stickers not IVs and rehab. I hope she grows up to be the military agent who destroys terrorism while wearing kitty cat ears.

Just FYI to those interested, both ABC & Freeform are going to be live streaming Ariana’s concert tomorrow.

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Crooked Kushner sounds better.

If the Saudi’s praise him. the Israeli’s don’t suck him off correctly, and the pope lays down the boom, he may come back a Muslim.

I’ve known Jim Comey for nearly a decade (not well enough to hear his secrets, but well enough that, if he ran into me on the street, he’d say hello). Unlike McCain, he is a deeply principled, ethical man. Trump has no idea what he’s started.