I have been waiting all week for someone to settle the shade debate in our house.
Our baby had a big diaper blowout at church on Sunday. While I was in the bathroom changing him (there are 3 changing stations right next to each other), the mom next to me was making small talk. When she saw the mess she said sweetly…

I specifically remember a lady on the Oprah episode standing up and saying something like, “Why make such a big deal about it? I’m not on the cover of Time announcing, “I’m straight!”...” Ellen, not missing a beat, replied something like, “Actually, the people at Time are trying to get in touch with you...” and…

This won’t be a popular opinion, but I have to be honest. Maybe it’s not cognitive dissonance? Maybe they just changed? People can change - thank the gods.

Younger people may not realize, this was a HUGE deal at the time. Like, the world stopped and watched this happen.

“after a foreign policy lecture I had given”

While Kissinger may be a complete shitstain on humanity, the dude’s been in diplomacy for a long time. He can’t help but have learned a little something about plausible deniability, and that what’s not said often is much, much more important than what is.

He could’ve said that it “isn’t necessarily represented accurately” there and been fine. Because there aren’t a ton of TV shows that show how hard blue collar life is. And most often it’s presented within the context of comedy when it is more accurate (Roseanne, Malcolm in the Middle, Raising Hope, The Middle, etc.).…

took me an embarrassingly long time

I will never forget the flower arrangement on diana’s casket with card that said Mummy on it. So heartbreaking.

My thing is, if he’s STILL doing that shit or espousing those views, it’s fair game.

I’m wondering what the statute of limitations is for thinking that he’s the same person as an adult that he was as a teen?

In her defense, the Queen thought it better to stay at Balmoral with the boys and to give them privacy. She was trying to do what was best for her grandsons. Her misstep was failing to understand the impact on the general public. Sometimes the role of grandma and the role of Queen are hard to reconcile.

Well, not a mystery, your sister in law’s a racist.

Why didn’t the doctor just hand the cop a Pepsi?

“became belligerent” seems to be code for “did not smilingly do exactly as I asked immediately and failed to lick my bottom and was also sort of brownish” these days.

2017: the year bad people lost all of their shame.

Because as a country we looked at what happened at Sandy Hook and decided we were ok with it.

I’m sure thoughts and prayers will be enough to help these poor kids overcome the lifetime of trauma this incident will bring.

I suck at shade. That’s what I come here for, lol.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”