@John Carter: Best argument thus far.

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: Gauges, exhaust and bushings ... seems moderate to me.

Seeing as Punk was a direct descendant of the Post Modern theme of challenging all truths and absolutes - I submit the newer Eclipses.

@b4ui8fastfood: DSM owners come in two breeds. The rice crowd and those that follow the John Sheppard style. It is just so much easier to notice the god awful cars. First gen cars are especially popular with the all go, no show crowd.

@pauljones: Camp doesn't cancel out cheese. Welcome to the fold. Pick up your tall boy and your choice of an AC/DC, Toby Keith, or ICP record at the next station. Mind the gap.

@$kaycog: Surely they could add a splitter in a more tasteful way. I hate body mods that look like they are held on by foam tape and hope. That car doesn't deserve that. Second on that Gurney bump though.

@zacarious: I think some buy these cars thinking other drivers will recognize the undercover badassness that is the Lincoln 5.0 and become bitter when no one does.

@Desu-San-Desu: Daaaang.

@Turkieshooter: I second that.

You know, it was actually my Mom that first got me interested in cars. She was a workaholic in the most frantic of ways and driving was a big part of work for her. She learned not only to appreciate the craft of driving quickly, she also got pretty good. Sitting in the back seat watching the show was exciting.…

@87CapriceEstate: To be honest, the bad streak was really more in my pop's day. I just stretched it out for artistic license.

@CalHoon: Thanks!

@buick61: In the year three thooooousand:

@mrwoolery: LOL

Two words: Car Ramrod!

Houston PD used to rock baby blue ala the Oilers. It was a simpler time when one was more likely to be taken to an abandoned gas station and dealt with off the books; trucks were boxes; cars were melted jelly beans; employment was rampant and Fred Durst's credibility was still considered "arguable". Sigh.

@87CapriceEstate: Oh no, I was successfully indoctrinated with the regional pride and whatnot. This and the freight truck wreck are in walking distance from my place.

Really, we are going to judge her based on tattoos? Remind me to not trick or treat at old man Hardigree's house this year.

@Soapy: Not to get all survivalist-bumpkin but a lot can happen in a matter of a decade and a half. Technilogical advances grow exponentially as different fields impact one another and the access to information grows. My great grandmother came to Texas in a covered wagon and lived to see men walk on the moon. Or at…

@87CapriceEstate: Yeah it is not every road that has cameras every damn mile. Our bad driving is just more well documented.