Big deal. I call the shots that make me unconscious every night at the bar.

“I don’t want my shower and toilet to be the same thing.”

I’d love to have an RV and travel the country on a whim. But no part of that dream of freedom includes living in a compound with a bunch of fancy assholes.

I initially tried.  It was way too much work.

Shut it down, this is peak Deadspin. The shark has been jumped, and it’s all downhill from here.

When I speak of Ali being the “greatest”, only a fraction of what I mean involves the art of boxing.

That’s a spicy take, considering Sugar Ray Robinson is generally considered the greatest boxer of all time, and there’s serious debate if Ali is even the greatest heavyweight

I mean...being fat is very well established to have basically no bearing on your quality as a baseball player.

The GOAT of rock is obviously Prince.  Prince kicks the shit out of Berry by any measure other than “was he recording in the 1950s”.

Gretzky never had had 100 goals. You’re thinking points (goals + assists = points).

This thread contains two of the dumbest takes I’ve seen in a long time. 

Black? Not the obvious red one from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off that he was clearly referencing? Jalops gotta jalop.

I thought the popular boxer knower take is that Sugar Ray Robinson is the GOAT boxer. Ali is the most famous boxer. 

I can’t explain the boner I have right now.

Car: The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder

God willing this new picture is entered into the Deadspin Hall of Lore.

Mint chocolate cookie is the best ice cream.

Jesus definitely farted.

#1 and 2 should have both been Bo Jackson.

the Meryl Streep pic looks like Hillary Clinton, and even though she is a GOAT of sorts, it’s a little confusing.