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One word...SUBURBAN. You’ll ditch the minivan so fast your head will spin.

I want a ‘family grade’ mini van. Vinyl seats, hard plastic trim, truck bedliner floors with drains, and everything water-proof. Basically I’d like to be able to pull into a car wash bay and power wash the interior and the kid in one go.

This take is so outdated yet gets posted in every Subaru post. The head gaskets haven’t been an issue since when, the mid 2000s/over a decade ago? The interiors are pretty class competitive now as well. I was just in an Outback Limited this weekend and everything you touch is either a soft, upscale feeling plastic or…

Whoever did this is wrong and a bad person, too.

Argh. Mid-size SUVs ARE MINIVANS, just less comfortable or capacious.

If he hadn’t mentioned that article at all, someone in the comments would have gone after him for pretending he didn’t think the team would be bad, or some nonsense like that. There’s no winning that battle.

Quite the opposite - Vegas is losing their collective ass because this team can’t stop winning.

I’ve worked in bars long enough to know two things: People are assholes and Drunk people are even worse assholes. I’ve seen numerous men and women be the ones to throw the first punch. Oddly enough women were the ones more likely to attack a bouncer rather than another patron.

Which is exactly why I joined the Air Force.

Well to be fair, killing a meme is about as close to actual combat action as 99% of Air Force servicemembers will ever get.

On the day we stand upon the edge of oblivion, at the end of all things and turmoil and time, may we have the courage to remember this precious moment, and meet our destinies with joy.

Perhaps the most perfect comment of all time.

For much of my life after a good joke, I’ve wondered if I HAD to suppress a laugh for decorum or to save a life, could I do it? Surely yes, right? I read this comment (stupidly) during a lull in a very important meeting with senior executives. I bit my lip, dabbed tears from my eyes and made every attempt to control…

I’ve read these sites for years, but this is what finally made me create an account to give a star.

I rarely login, and therefore rarely star, but I couldn’t bare not being part of this. You earned it.

Tis better be the most starred comment of 2018.