To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this idling pace from Daytona to Daytona,
To South Dakota in record time;
And all our sealed beams have lighted fools
The way to leathery death. Out, out, brief v-twin!
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor squid.
Those struts and forks descend upon The Sturge,
And then…

Yup. My fiancee works for the Broncos and all team employees (and their authorized guests) were granted access to the after party. The team rented out all of the ballrooms/conference rooms at the hotel. All of the players were taking pulls from a bottle of Patron on the stage in the main ballroom while Flo Rida was…

Peyton was the only player absent at the after party at the team hotel after winning the super bowl.

Except that it has worked for the Broncos. Oh well, you tried (not really though.)

If thine eyes can gaze upon this printed sonnet hereth upon the rear of mine garb, the shrew hath departed, descending away unto the road behind...

I am a lifelong Denver fan. One of the earliest photos taken of me as an infant was with a Broncos blanket over me in the crib. Watching Peyton Manning shill for every product under the sun for the past few years while telling the fans to shut up and stop bothering him makes me wish Mom had put that blanket over my…

I’m the worst possible version of myself during Bronco games.

God I’ve been waiting for so long for this. Look I’m a die hard Broncos fan and I love them to death but seriously fuck that 2015 team. You would think they won the Super Bowl I love them and so on. Not true it’s all a mirage. That team was borderline unwatchable. I was thrown out of my own playoff party against the…

(sullen millennial looks at me)

This will be soon banned in a number of states as the direct to consumer media model goes against the establishment or big media.

The Broncos winning gave us this and I will forever be grateful.

Dear Mr. Magary........................................ ^

phone’s got a running app, that’s sports

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

We all know what is coming:

Guy: “Sorry I’m late. A little crazy ex-girlfriend drama.”

That’s a fine humblebrag.

The only thing that statue is missing is Beverley D’Angelo clinging to his leg.

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the military paying the NFL for the privilege of being “honored” by the NFL.