College is a business and knowledge is free.

Can you make me un-grey on Deadspin oh master of the blog?

I shower upside-down for this same reason!

Using his imagination duh!!!

If only there was some test before you are allowed to contribute to society’s gene pool.....

Can’t hear “No.” in noise cancelling headphones.

This is a great article, thanks.

I still enjoy listening to Riddlebox (hides).

Which makes me all the more nervous for him. People love to see the castle built, people get bored with the standing castle and they LOVE to see the castle fall.

I find not much wrong with all of this.

From Colorado: can confirm.

Solutions exist but they require one to be unafraid and to be unaffiliated. Sadly those are two ginormous hurdles for most people.

I’m ready for the $5/yr subscription.

Tactical armor for all citizens obviously.

That seems like a tough trade-off...I mean the LaCroix has to taste doubly bad after getting high.

I fed my 1 year old McDonalds...McDonalds!

That is actually really awesome.

Hew wanted to commit suicide yet he parried the horse.  Sometimes the body overcomes the minds (emotion) desires.

This is amazing.

I love slow news day.