Nothing clever...probably not a fun way to go.

Exactly!  I’m glad we agree.

But it is a solution at least.

Solution: forgo college.  It has become a sham.

There is.

Non-truck (or full-sized SUV):

I haven’t seen such a fantastically crazy concept (that could be production) like this in at least 2 decades.

This Just in!

Hey David,

Yeah it’s like...Watt?

Let’s not encourage the f*cked up legal system.

Simple solution: License to Parent.

I owned a‘05 Mariner Premier with the 4 cyl for over 3 years.  But i don’t buy new cars so I’m sure its trash by your standards, just not mine.

Well its under 3500lb curb weight with a 240hp V6 option. You could also get a 5spd equipped with the duratec 2.5L.

*Not a factual statement.

Mayweather doesn’t rope-a-dope...he is mobile and causes misses.

The most successful boxers are the ones that avoid getting hit.

And why the system is broken.

Well Toyota already made a badass little SUV called the BJ70....so not that far of a stretch in naming.

Fuel consumption should only be regulated (if it even should) by how much the individual uses per year and not what the mpg of the vehicle is.