neelielyn
Helen Crabapple
neelielyn

I got banned for life on twitter for calling ivanka a cunt. And implying that @Jack doesn't like it cause he has a crush on her. 

There are no non-evil kushners. The brothers are in business together. Kloss is a phony. 

Also, it’s repulsive that jackson’s compulsive dick-touching has become an actual choreography dance move.

Excuse me?  

That’s a lot of make-up for such young women. 

Is that cleavage air-brushed?  The kid looks eleven...

Why is he so popular?  I find him so cringey. 

I think it’s a producer or a director. 

Weed is harder to quit than heroin?

...And dies.

AAmy kloubuchar’s a bitch.

What is he doing to her heinie hole? His hands are down there. 

Why did she cross out “and buys things for me”? That’s also a pretty ordinary thing a kid would say.

So did I!

I bet Will and Catherine are laughing.

o jesus more women in chains imagery because Brittany Spears Inc can’t really come up with anything else.

Illustration is repulsive.

But every kid is the same on one point: they deserve privacy. 

Yeah, now every kid in every class will know that she wore a diaper till she was 6.  Which, let’s face it, is weird. Yeah every kid is different. I never met any who wore diaper for that long. 

Twattiness runs in the family