John Cougar flatters himself by referring to himself as a child. That’s actually insulting to children. He’s a dick. And this woman has never been able to stand him.

But Selma Blair, accompanied only by her husband and child, sounded legit sick. Derulo (I don’t know him) sounds like he was being a demanding prick with an entourage. They probably turned around to avoid having to spend hours trapped with a dick and his friends. If I were on that flight with him I’d be pissed as…

omg! That’s an elephant’s tail? Isn’t that illegal? (for anyone who’s not a trump of course).

O I feels you. I have had permanent indigestion since the election because every meal I eat now, I scarf down like someone is going break the door down and take my plate. Also, keep waking up and remembering who the pres is and can’t get back to sleep.

Yeah, they’re cute. It will be cockroaches, tho.

Yeah, except I think that was more fun. Better art too!

That’s an interesting take. My feeling is the opposite - he’s up for grabs to the highest bidder. Cash talks especially loud and integrity rides the bus with this douchenozzle.

That’s a great tv camera look. I saw Susan Lucci years ago and same thing - looked like a lollipop. Rosie O’Donnell too - great big pumpkin head. I don’t think it’s the same with movie stars, tho.

Since her brand designed a $225 organic linen tote bag to carry all your cavier in. Will be handed out as swag at the inauguration.  

incest

incoming first daughtermistress

Jia Tolentino (didn’t she used to work here?) has a review of ivanka’s book and just the quotes from the book are unfuckingbelievable. It’s as if Andy Borowitz wrote it! Chick is completely deluded and is as bad, frankly worse, than her daddyboyfriend.

Me too!

Bet she’s still blowing tho. He’s a total blowjob demander. He probably smacks her head if she gags.

I watched this last night and it is actually very sympathetic. It also makes a pretty good case for Barron having autism. The Orange Anus and his soft core porn performer first lady have an opportunity to bring awareness to a situation that thousands of families deal with everyday. But they won’t. Cause ego,…

Thanks for the chuckle, friend. Much needed.

I guess you haven’t seen BrainDead.

Whatever you want to say about Kathy Griffin, I have no trouble at all believing John Hamm’s an asshole. And I don’t think he’s funny either.

o my gerd! You nailed it. Makes a lot more sense in light of the what Richard Cohen alleges Trump told a friend: https://www.bustle.com/articles/196518-this-new-allegation-suggests-donald-trump-might-have-said-something-super-disturbing-about-ivanka-report

Right...cause we didn’t know we had a problem with racism until now.