neelielyn
Helen Crabapple
neelielyn

Yeah, but the Obama girls haven’t been caught with a fake ID for drinking. That was Jenna. And this is Jenna

I know! WTF? Kennedy’s can’t even come up original nicknames anymore...

So now “Kick” Kennedy is going to become a thing? Are the Kennedy’s anything at all anymore?

Which is why she’s carrying that clutch so weirdly - it’s product placement.

Your mother is right. Hillary does have terrible legs and it is probably why she gave up dresses.

I would totally rob a bank

Just read the The Girls by Emma Cline and it was fantastic! Couldn’t put it down

This is good

I am so down with dull right now. Gimme all the dull you got

Not just any women. Intelligent, liberal women. Not Trump supporters.

2. What do I do? (besides report it, obvs)

Why is Trump’s kids mother Ivana never mentioned? I bet they spent more time with her than him. Until they figured out which parent had the most money, of course.

That man in middle’s mouth looks like a big gaping anus.

What’s with all the question marks? Are you not sure, or you just don’t think this is a good idea? ‘Cause I think it’s a great idea.

Well, I don’t know that much about Fanning, but take a look at the second season of Fargo - Dunst is fantastic.

Did she have twins?

I was just so shocked to find it boring. How in the world did they manage that?

I don’t think Mick did nearly as many drugs as you might think. He’s not Keith.

YOU. WIN.

“...belied a surprising ignorance...”