I understand that a lot of directors are feeling frustrated about the issue of streaming as it relates to the classic movie theatre experience, and I think this has been a long time coming, with the problem exacerbated by the pandemic.

God... you watched it twice?  On purpose?

I’d like to also take a moment to ask people to have a spine when it comes to their support of abortion and its necessary legality. I’m so tired of hearing half hearted, damn near apologetic “defenses” of abortion from libs. ALL pregnant people deserve the right to seek an abortion - not just rape victims or the woman…

Know then that it is the year 2021. The known universe is ruled by the Chair of the Federal Trade Commission Lina Khan. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the soft-serve twist (vanilla is okay, but meh). The twist extends consciousness, the twist extends life (note, not verified by the FDA).

CRT bears a striking similarity to the Salem witch trials. Don’t like someone? Declare them a witch/CRT teacher and ruin their life. Then the victim must stand before the tribunal of completely objective and fair minded community leaders to prove their innocence or be burned at the stake.

The irony of denying the existence of systemic racism while engaging in systemic racism 

The twist in that story is so great. “When we were children Loki transformed himself into a snake, and he knows I love snakes, so I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself and he was like, AAH, it’s me! then he stabbed me. We were 8 at the time.”

Kind of a fan of “I’ve been falling.... FOR THIRTY MINUTES!”

I’m quite partial to

But to go inside, she may actually be required to get vaccinated. I wonder if she’ll opt for the Fyzer or Joanson & Joanson versions.

If the calculators wasn’t solely used to spell “BOOBIES” I am going to be supremely disappointed in this man. Much like his parents are. 

As a pale blob myself, I have to agree.

Oh sure, Amazon seems fine now, but how long until we start getting reports of Black people in Texas getting shot or arrested for taking (their own damn) packages!?!

“Do not, my friends, become addicted to food….”

It’s such an absurd assemblage of interests that it sounds like they were trying to create the most insufferable uber-hipster possible without understanding what any of these things even are.

‘whose interests include photography, horseback riding, grunge fashion, Kurosawa films, singing in the glee club, ranting against modern technology, and raving about the lattes at LA’s Union Station’

so he’s a 45 year old ‘creatives’ tinder profile made flesh?

Look around you. No one gives an F anymore.....

I’M GOIN’ HUNGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

My worst first date story: we were having sushi on our first date and she asked “if this relationship goes well, can I call you [the hard R]?”

Where to start?